I let my sibling take the blame for breaking our mother's flower vase because I was afraid of getting grounded.

I read the book you mentioned last month just so I could casually bring it up and talk to you for ten more minutes.

I make up random excuses to walk past your department just to catch a glimpse of your desk setup.

I put my ex's phone number on a car dealership contact request page when they wouldn't return my jacket.

I still love you more than I should, but I love my own peace of mind much more now.

The chance to save ourselves from disaster was only given once and I took it without thinking twice.

I spend hours reading Wikipedia articles about plane crashes and disaster investigations late at night.

My childhood skate ramp in the backyard rotted away completely, and with it went the best summer memories of my life.

I smile and nod at parties, but inside I am mentally calculating how soon it is socially acceptable to go home.

I make up random work errands just to walk past your floor and catch a glimpse of you working.

Our team lead hasn't written a single line of code in three months; we have been secretly covering for him.

I spend hours reading online reviews for cheap $5 products I will never buy.

I told my cat a massive lie about feeding time being delayed just to buy myself ten more minutes in bed.

I’m still in love with my college sweetheart who got married last summer. I listen to the voicemail he left me in 2021 every single time I drink.

The degree on my wall is a gift from my parents but no one knows its not an actual credential.