I told my friend I didn't like their favorite movie just to be contrarian, and now I have to pretend I've never seen it for three years.

A guy cut me off at a four-way stop, so I drove 15 miles under the speed limit directly in front of him until he turned.

The only reason no one has heard about my concerns is because I never told anyone who was really behind it.

I confessed my feelings to my best friend three years ago. She laughed it off as a joke. I’m still in love with her, and I was the best man at her wedding last month.

I matched with my former boss’s ex-wife on a dating app. We had dinner last night, and hearing all the dirt on his home life was pure poetry.

I secretly hope you and your ex never get back together, even though I pretend to support your happiness.

I told my crush I loved chocolate ice cream when Ive been lactose intolerant since childhood.

I spend way too much money on custom mechanical keyboard switches that no one else will ever see or care about.

I wrote a story about you in secret but deleted it before I ever showed it to you.

I saw my best friend’s husband at a luxury hotel bar two towns over holding hands with a woman half his age. I took photos and saved them to a hidden vault app.

I told my cat that the vacuum cleaner was a gentle pet monster, and now he just stares at it blankly.

I intentionally unsubscribe my ex's primary email address from random newsletters every time they cross my mind.

I took a job in an entirely different industry just because I wanted to wear a cool uniform to work.

I convinced my neighborhood rival that a fake vintage decor shop was opening downtown. She drove two hours out of her way on opening day.

I accidentally overheard my sister’s fiancé talking on the phone about how he’s terrified of committing. The wedding is in two weeks and I don’t know whether to speak up.