I memorized your exact laugh so I can tell when you have entered the building before I even turn around.

I feel completely emotionally numb most days, but a random commercial will make me weep uncontrollably.

My daughter’s piano teacher is the most attractive man I’ve ever seen. I pay double his hourly rate just so he stays an extra thirty minutes to chat.

I saved the receipt from the day we grabbed lunch together just to remember the exact date.

I watch 3-hour video essays on the production history of failed theme park attractions.

My husband thinks I’m allergic to his favorite cologne. I’m not. His best friend wears it, and every time I smell it, I think of him.

I’m hooked on reading my roommate’s private journal every time she leaves for work. Last night I read that she’s secretly planning to kick me out.

Our company's biggest client is leaving us next month, but leadership is keeping it a secret until after stock vesting dates.

I make up random excuses to walk past your department just to catch a glimpse of your desk setup.

My sister’s "vintage engagement ring" is actually a $40 cubic zirconia replica. Her fiancé bought it after he lost the original at his bachelor party.

I turned down a huge promotion because it would have required moving away from my family forever.

I found a lost wedding band at the beach, kept it in my jewelry box, and never attempted to find the owner.

My grandmother gave me her secret jewelry box, and I discovered it was filled with costume jewelry worth less than twenty bucks.

I act completely self-assured, but inside I feel like an imposter who is one mistake away from losing everything.

I told my parents I would call every Sunday, but I was too depressed to make any calls.