My upstairs neighbor stomps around at 3 AM, so I blast whale mating sounds through my ceiling bluetooth speaker.

I feel like everyone around me has life figured out while I am just stumbling through the dark.

I eat shredded cheddar cheese straight out of the bag at 2:00 AM while standing in front of the open fridge light.

I eat spoonfuls of crunchy peanut butter mixed with maple syrup straight out of the jar while watching horror movies.

I act completely confident on social media, but in reality, I am terrified that everyone around me thinks I am a fraud.

I use my kid's fancy bath bombs when they go to sleep and take long, luxurious baths while eating ice cream.

I accidentally found out that our payroll manager is manually bumping her own hourly rate by two dollars every pay period.

The truth about why I stopped going to events is because I cant afford them anymore.

My childhood pets are all gone, and sometimes walking through an empty house makes the silence deafening.

I took a lateral move to a different department just to get away from a manager who constantly micro-managed every click.

I know which of my friends is secretly attracted to my best friend and I have told them that it is not true.

My neighbor threatened to report my front lawn landscaping to the HOA board. I know for a fact her husband’s "late night business trips" are spent at the motel three exits down.

I accepted a job offer using a completely fabricated portfolio, and now I am frantically teaching myself how to do the actual work.

I let a stray cat into my garage during a freezing storm, fed it for a week, and then dropped it off at a shelter without telling anyone.

My sister-in-law thinks her husband is working late every Friday. He’s actually sitting in his car down the street eating fast food so he doesn’t have to go home to her.