Our department head uses a Magic 8-Ball toy on his desk to make final decisions on project approvals.

I used an AI tool to rewrite my entire resume history, and I have gotten more interview callbacks in two weeks than in two years.

I’ve been pretending to hate my coworker’s favorite band for months just so we have a reason to banter every morning.

I still wear the ring you gave me on a chain around my neck underneath my shirt.

I took a job in management just to get out of doing manual technical work, and now I hate meetings even more.

My current job is nothing like what I wanted but everyone thinks I am doing the right thing.

I feel completely disconnected from my own body and life, like I am just watching myself play a video game.

I told my partner I didn't know how to cook steak so they would always be the designated grill master.

My gym crush asked for my number today, but he doesn’t know I’m the anonymous account that’s been sending his girlfriend evidence of his flirting.

I hid their spare key in a place they would never think to look and then laughed when they couldnt get in.

I make excuses to walk past your desk just to smell the cologne you wear.

I accidentally found out that our quietest software engineer is making double my salary because he negotiated hard during his hire.

My dad works in a job that goes against my values but I am afraid of being the bad guy in his story.

I put my ex's phone number on a car dealership contact request page when they wouldn't return my jacket.

I left my dream job because the commute was too much and no one else knows why I quit.