I spend hours building houses in simulation games and then never actually play the game itself.

I change the playlist on my phone whenever your favorite song comes on so I don't accidentally listen to it too much.

I accidentally deleted my professor's lecture backup file and pretended the school server crashed.

I pretend to be bad at video games so you can carry me through the team matches and feel proud.

My roommate throws massive parties without warning, so I set an automated alarm on his smart speaker for 6:00 AM every Sunday.

I still remember your phone number by heart, ten years after we stopped speaking.

My sister’s "vintage engagement ring" is actually a $40 cubic zirconia replica. Her fiancé bought it after he lost the original at his bachelor party.

I collect vintage dolls from thrift stores and hide them in my closet so no one knows about my hobby.

I never told anyone that I wanted to be with my best friend because it would destroy our friendship forever.

I told my cat that the veterinarian was a magical wizard who gave out invisible treats, and he still bit the doctor.

The HR manager accidentally shared her screen during a company town hall, revealing she was shopping for a new job.

My sibling got the house and family inheritance, while I got a box of old photo albums and a fake apology.

I still have the very first note you slipped into my locker in high school tucked away in my passport holder.

I know your favorite snack from the vending machine because I watch which button you press every single afternoon.

I’m a lead nurse at a private clinic. A very famous married local politician gets discreet wellness IVs here every Monday after weekend benders with his mistress.