Our director of operations spends most of his workday playing mobile gacha games under his standing desk.

A guy kept flashing his high beams behind me on the freeway, so I washed my windshield for ten seconds straight.

I created a fake Spotify playlist just to have an excuse to ask you what music you listen to while working.

Our senior VP got his job because he married the founder's niece, and everyone in executive leadership openly laughs behind his back.

I rejected a counter-offer from my toxic employer because no amount of money could make me stay another year.

The entire human resources department is currently divided into two opposing political factions over remote work policies.

I still love you more than I should, but I love my own peace of mind much more now.

If I had said the words that changed everything, we would never have ended up like this right now.

I listen to 8-hour loops of rainy window ambient sounds while reading fantasy novels in a blanket fort I built myself.

I listen to epic medieval battle music while scrubbing my kitchen counters on Sunday mornings.

My brother keeps borrowing my tools without asking and returning them broken, so I hid his favorite gaming controller.

I hope you know that choosing yourself wasn't a mistake, even if it meant losing me in the process.

I am glad you moved on and found someone better, even though it completely shattered my world when you left.

Your name is always the first thing I think of when my phone rings and there is no call.

My sister's "rescued" purebred dog was actually purchased from a backyard breeder for $2,000.