I told my partner I don't like chocolate cake so they would never eat the secret slices I hide in the back freezer.

I saw you crying at the grocery store last week. I wanted to hug you, but I walked away instead.

I still wear the ring you gave me on a chain around my neck underneath my shirt.

The degree on my wall is a gift from my parents but no one knows its not an actual credential.

My wife thinks I lost my wedding ring at the beach. I actually dropped it down the drain while trying to clean it in the sink before our anniversary.

I took a job in a completely different state just to escape the memories of a bad breakup.

I told my dog he was getting a steak dinner, but I just gave him a regular dog biscuit shaped like a bone.

My roommate always plays loud music past midnight, so I turned off the main circuit breaker from the hallway panel.

I still keep your contact saved under a wilting flower emoji, and I look at it whenever I miss you.

I sometimes like to push kids just to make them cry.

I rejected a higher offer from a top startup because their Glassdoor reviews warned about toxic micromanagement.

Nobody in my family knows that I am the one who paid off my sister's medical debt anonymously.

My husband thinks I hate his family’s annual beach trip. I actually love it because his cousin’s best friend stays at the house right next door.

I took a lateral move to a different department just to get away from a manager who constantly micro-managed every click.

My parents told everyone my sister won a prestigious academic award, but she actually cheated on the final exam.