I feel like an imposter in my own marriage sometimes, like I'm just acting out a role I watched in movies.

I use sarcasm as a defensive armor because I am terrified of letting anyone get close enough to hurt me.

I matched with my ex’s best friend on a dating app. We both agreed never to tell him, but we’ve been meeting up every Sunday afternoon.

I sabotaged my own promotion application because I was too terrified of the leadership responsibilities.

My boss knows I cry when watching movies, especially romantic comedies at work parties 😂

My coworker thinks I’m her best friend in the office. I’m the one who anonymously submitted her publicly accessible social media posts to HR last month.

I keep a list of dreams I want to achieve and I never share it with anyone because they would be surprised.

My aunt told everyone she won her baking championship fairly, but she bought the cake from a local bakery.

I purposefully take the long way to my desk just to walk past your cubicle and see if you look up at me.

My ex dumped me via text right before my promotion party. I anonymously leaked his private tax evasion spreadsheets to his company’s corporate legal team.

I still remember your phone number by heart, ten years after we stopped speaking.

My best friend from college stopped replying to my messages after she got famous on social media.

The entire customer support team has a betting pool on which corporate client will threaten to sue us first.

I feel like everyone around me has life figured out while I am just stumbling through the dark.

I dip French fries into vanilla milkshakes and consider it a top-tier culinary achievement.