I spend hours building houses in simulation games and then never actually play the game itself.

My sister thinks she found her biological father through a DNA test, but my mom switched the kit results years ago.

When our project was delayed, I told everyone it was because of the weather instead of what really happened.

I let my best friend pay for my dinner last week even though I just received my paycheck earlier that morning.

I keep the gift cards you gave me because they remind me of everything we used to do together.

My childhood friends all live in different time zones now, and our group chat is just dead air.

I know your favorite snack from the vending machine because I watch which button you press every single afternoon.

I keep a fake identity ready in case anyone finds out who I really am and that would be bad for everyone.

The entire department knows two senior managers are having an affair during their hour-long lunch breaks.

My parents think I’m an engineer in Silicon Valley. I got laid off two years ago and have been making six figures running a network of drama channels.

I still keep your photo tucked behind my driver's license in my wallet.

I wear oversized hoodies because I hate looking in the mirror and feeling uncomfortable in my own skin.

I act like I am completely unbothered by criticism, but a single harsh comment can ruin my entire week.

My childhood pets are all gone, and sometimes walking through an empty house makes the silence deafening.

im gay asf lmao