A neighbor leaves his trash cans out blocking the sidewalk all week, so I started putting bricks inside them to make them heavy.

I left my job without giving two weeks notice because my manager screamed at me during a team meeting.

Everyone in my high school class is starting families while I am still trying to figure out my career path.

I saw you crying at the grocery store last week. I wanted to hug you, but I walked away instead.

I've been in love with my gym partner for two years, but they think of me purely as a sibling.

A driver cut me off and flipped me off, so I memorized his license plate and signed him up for free pest control quotes.

I told my cat that the veterinarian was a magical wizard who gave out invisible treats, and he still bit the doctor.

I’ve been sleeping with my former step-brother for eight months. Our parents got divorced two years ago, but we still have to pretend we barely speak at family events.

I let my group take the bad grade on a project because I refused to fix their lazy mistakes at the last minute.

The HR manager accidentally shared her screen during a company town hall, revealing she was shopping for a new job.

I faked a family emergency to skip a mandatory corporate team-building retreat at a camp with no indoor plumbing.

I listen to epic medieval battle music while scrubbing my kitchen counters on Sunday mornings.

My parents think I gave my old bedroom away to charity, but I secretly packed up my childhood toys and kept them in storage.

I hid their spare key in a place they would never think to look and then laughed when they couldnt get in.

I know your favorite brand of coffee because I peeked at your desk trash can three years ago.