I watch reality TV shows with my family but I pretend to be watching something else during the commercial.

I am glad you found someone who treats you right, even if it took me losing you to realize my mistakes.

I pretended not to speak English when a street promoter tried to sell me a subscription box today.

I still wear the necklace you bought me during our trip to Italy, even though my current partner thinks it is just a random thrift store find.

My ex-fiancé tried to sue me for the ring back after he cheated. I sold it to a pawn shop, bought a fake replica on Amazon, and handed him the box in court.

I run the company’s social media account. I intentionally post subtle typos in the captions because engagement skyrockets in the comments when people correct me.

I overheard my boss telling the director that I don’t have "leadership quality." I just got an offer from our main competitor for double my current salary.

I put sriracha hot sauce on scrambled eggs, mac and cheese, and cold leftover pepperoni pizza.

I told my boyfriend I was going on a 3-day wellness retreat with my girls. I actually flew across the country to confront my ex at his apartment.

Every time I drive past my old high school, I feel like a ghost haunting a place where I used to matter.

I let my friend take the blame for a broken window at our school because I threw the baseball that hit it.

I eat raw cookie dough straight from the tube while binge-watching trashy reality TV dating shows on Sunday nights.

I order extra dipping sauces from fast food places and keep a hoard of them in a dedicated drawer in my fridge.

I took a job just for the incredible health insurance to cover my surgery, and I plan to quit the second I recover.

I am planning to learn an instrument for years but never tell anyone because I want them to be surprised.