I eat raw pasta noodles right out of the box like crunchy crackers when I am too tired to cook.

Our company's biggest client is leaving us next month, but leadership is keeping it a secret until after bonuses are paid.

I found a wallet with more money than I have earned and I returned it without keeping any.

I spend hours building houses in simulation games and then never actually play the game itself.

I told my kids that the ice cream truck playing music means they are completely sold out of ice cream.

I hid their spare key in a place they would never think to look and then laughed when they couldnt get in.

I’m the only person in my family who knows my uncle isn’t actually related to us by blood. My grandmother took that secret to her grave.

I listen to aggressive heavy metal music while doing my gentle morning yoga routine to balance out my chaotic energy.

My coworker took full credit for my 6-month marketing strategy. I quietly swapped out the destination tracking URLs in the live launch campaign.

A driver cut me off aggressively, so I drove right behind him with my high beams on until he changed lanes.

You sent me a gift for the holidays and I never found a way to thank you without making things awkward.

I’m a lead nurse at a private clinic. A very famous married local politician gets discreet wellness IVs here every Monday after weekend benders with his mistress.

My sibling got the house and family inheritance, while I got a box of old photo albums and a fake apology.

I saw my high school bully working as a valet at a luxury hotel. I tipped him $50 just to watch him hold the door open for me.

I told my dentist I floss every single night, but I only flossed ten minutes before walking into the clinic.