I am proud of everything you have accomplished, even if you will never know it came from me.

I found out our office printer has a secret folder storing scanned copies of every confidential document ever copied.

I told my friends I was allergic to shellfish because I just think shrimp look like underwater bugs and refuse to eat them.

I still have a folder on my phone saved with photos of us and I never delete them.

My childhood dog passed away while I was away at college, and my family buried him without letting me say goodbye.

Our senior VP got his job because he married the founder's niece, and everyone in executive leadership openly laughs behind his back.

I started a completely new career path after quitting without telling anyone what really drove me.

I make excuses to walk past your desk just to smell the cologne you wear.

I told my boyfriend I was going on a 3-day wellness retreat with my girls. I actually flew across the country to confront my ex at his apartment.

My parents think they paid for my college degree completely, but I worked night shifts and took out private loans.

I told my friends I am allergic to cilantro because I just really hate the taste of it and didn't want to explain.

I accidentally found out that our new hire with zero experience is making $15k more than I am after three years here.

My best friend’s fiancé kissed me in the elevator at her engagement party. He whispered "it should have been you" and I haven’t been able to sleep since.

I hate social gatherings so much that I draft elaborate medical emergencies in my head just to have an excuse to leave early.

I accidentally told a friend a secret that wasn't mine to share, and I blamed it on someone else when they got caught.