I’m still in love with my college sweetheart who got married last summer. I listen to the voicemail he left me in 2021 every single time I drink.

I'm terrified that I will never actually find a person who accepts my flaws without trying to change me.

You were my best friend, and watching you walk away without a single word broke something in me.

My mother-in-law gave me a hideous sweater for Christmas. I "accidentally" dropped it into the donation bin on the way home from her house.

I overheard HR discussing upcoming layoffs during lunch, and I've already applied to five competitors.

The degree on my wall is a gift from my parents but no one knows its not an actual credential.

My childhood home was sold last week, and standing outside watching stranger's furniture move in broke my heart.

Every person I have ever truly loved has eventually moved away or cut ties with me. At this point, I think I am the common denominator.

I buy a coffee at 8:15 AM every morning just to see the barista smile at me for three seconds.

I created a fake Spotify playlist just to have an excuse to ask you what music you listen to while working.

I convinced my husband to get a vasectomy after our second child, but I secretly had my eggs frozen six months before without telling a single soul.

I secretly collect horror movie posters but only show them to my closest friends at the school party.

I broke my friend's favorite collectible figurine while dusting and blamed it on an earthquake.

I purposefully take the long way to my desk just to walk past your cubicle and see if you look up at me.

I told their boss that I heard them on the phone making plans but actually said it was about charity.