I keep a list of your favorite books on my phone so I can read them and pretend we share the exact same literary taste.

I have been hiding debt from everyone because I thought no one would understand.

I lied about having a family emergency to skip my friend's dry, five-hour dinner party last weekend.

A neighbor keeps letting their dog poop on my lawn, so I bagged it up and left it neatly on their front doormat.

Our company cafeteria chef recently quit after getting into a screaming match with an executive over chicken nugget quality.

I set my mic input gain slightly lower on Zoom calls whenever my mic-hogging manager tries to interrupt me.

I kept the receipt from our very first diner coffee date four years ago tucked inside my phone case.

I cry in the shower so my partner doesn't hear me breaking down over how stressed I am about our finances.

I accidentally overheard my sister’s fiancé talking on the phone about how he’s terrified of committing. The wedding is in two weeks and I don’t know whether to speak up.

I quietly transferred all my institutional knowledge out of my personal notes into a private wiki so my toxic boss can't figure out my systems when I leave.

I sometimes like to push kids just to make them cry.

My neighbor’s golden retriever ruined my flowerbeds. I’ve been feeding him gourmet dog treats every evening so he loves me more than his owner.

I let my friend take the blame for a broken window at our school because I threw the baseball that hit it.

When you mention your family, I get defensive even though you mean no harm.

I told my parents my car broke down so I could spend Thanksgiving completely alone playing video games.