My ex dumped me via text right before my promotion party. I anonymously leaked his private tax evasion spreadsheets to his company’s corporate legal team.

As a man, I sometimes listen to Taylor Swift.

I act like I am fiercely independent, but all I want is for someone to take care of me for just one day.

I still remember your phone number by heart, ten years after we stopped speaking.

I rewatch our old voice notes from three years ago whenever I miss hearing how your voice sounded.

I eat a bowl of honey-glazed popcorn mixed with chocolate chips while watching sad romance movies.

I haven't felt genuinely excited about anything in almost six months, but I keep putting on a brave face for my kid.

I wanted to tell you how proud I was of your new job today, but we don't speak to each other anymore.

I spend hours reading online reviews for cheap $5 products I will never buy.

My hometown looks completely unrecognizable now with all the new strip malls, and I feel like a tourist where I grew up.

I keep the gift cards you gave me because they remind me of everything we used to do together.

I found a lost wedding band at the beach, kept it in my jewelry box, and never attempted to find the owner.

A car stole my parallel parking spot after I waited with my blinker on, so I put a note on their windshield written in lipstick.

I told my cat he had a meeting with the mouse union today to explain why my floors aren't clean yet.

I would never date anyone else because they will never make me feel as safe as you.