I make excuses to walk past your desk just to smell the cologne you wear.

I have been lying to my family about my mental health since I was fourteen years old.

My old hometown feels like a stranger's town now that all the local spots we hung out at have been demolished.

I eat ice cream straight from the carton with a wooden spoon while hiding in my walk-in closet.

I Really Really Love Steak. Seasoned to perfection! Too bad my favorite restaurants have closed. Would love to have their Ribeye again.

I know your favorite brand of coffee because I peeked at your desk trash can three years ago.

I took a job in management just to get out of doing manual technical work, and now I hate meetings even more.

My best friend’s fiancé kissed me in the elevator at her engagement party. He whispered "it should have been you" and I haven’t been able to sleep since.

I memorized your exact laugh so I can tell when you have entered the building before I even turn around.

My neighbor parked his massive RV over my driveway line for two months. I reported his unregistered vehicle to code enforcement every single morning at 8:01 AM.

I still love you more than I should, but I love my own peace of mind much more now.

My childhood home was sold last year, and sometimes I still type our old address into my GPS out of sheer habit.

I watch reality TV shows with my family but I pretend to be watching something else during the commercial.

My parents didn't actually lose their savings in the stock market; my dad spent it all on a restoration project for a car he never fixed.

I was the one who accidentally broke your grandmother's porcelain teacup, and I blamed it on your cat.