The head of our IT department accidentally locked himself out of his own admin account and had to call an external consultant.

I intentionally applied to a company just to see how low their salary offer would be, and they actually met my demands.

My crush is someone who should not know about how much I care and yet they probably already do.

I feel completely disconnected from my own ambitions, like I am just coasting on autopilot through life.

A guy mansplained my own job to me, so I secretly changed his default font in Word to Wingdings.

The company executive team uses burner Slack accounts to monitor what employees say about upper management in public channels.

Every time I visit my grandparents old home, I expect to see them sitting on the porch like nothing ever changed.

I rejected a higher paying offer because the hiring manager gave off subtle toxic energy during the final interview.

I have been hiding debt from everyone because I thought no one would understand.

I eat spoonfuls of crunchy peanut butter mixed with maple syrup straight out of the jar while watching horror movies.

I make up random excuses to walk past your department just to catch a glimpse of your desk setup.

My brother thinks he earned his car scholarship. Our grandfather secretly funded the entire endowment anonymously.

My childhood fort in the woods was torn down for a parking lot, and it felt like a tiny piece of my soul vanished.

I skipped my annual performance review meeting by claiming a sudden internet outage at my apartment.

I spend hours watching videos of people restoring rusty old tools and rusted antique coins back to shiny perfection.