My coworker always microwaves stinky fish in the breakroom, so I hid a tiny Bluetooth speaker playing crickets inside the cabinet.

I spend hours watching videos of people cleaning extremely dirty carpets with high-pressure extractors.

The head of our IT department accidentally locked himself out of his own admin account and had to call an external consultant.

I found a lost wallet with $200 cash inside five years ago, kept the money, and dropped the empty wallet in a storm drain.

I run the company’s social media account. I intentionally post subtle typos in the captions because engagement skyrockets in the comments when people correct me.

I took a job title upgrade on paper even though it came with zero pay increase just so I could update my resume faster.

I listen to ambient thunderstorm sounds on high-end noise canceling headphones while working in open office spaces.

When my high school group reunited last summer, I realized I had nothing in common with any of them anymore.

I spend hours watching videos of people restoring rusty old tools and rusted antique coins back to shiny perfection.

I saved a text message you sent me by mistake three years ago because it was the only time you initiated a conversation.

The truth about their hidden feelings would ruin everything we have built over the past few years.

You were there to help me during my worst day, and I pushed you away instead of letting you in.

I found a wallet with more money than I have earned and I returned it without keeping any.

I let my group take a bad grade on a presentation because I refused to cover for their missing sections.

I am sorry I wasn't brave enough to stand up to my parents when they told me not to marry you.