I told my friends I am allergic to cilantro because I just really hate the taste of it and didn't want to explain.

I keep a list of all the times we talked and every single one made me fall deeper for you.

My parents didn't actually lose their savings in the stock market; my dad spent it all on a restoration project for a car he never fixed.

I lied about having a family emergency to skip my friend's dry, five-hour dinner party last weekend.

I found out my grandfather had an entire second family three states over when I was organizing old attic boxes.

I memorize the exact days you wear your blue jacket because you look so handsome in it.

My husband’s attractive business partner accidentally called me "darling" during a dinner party. Neither of us corrected it, but the tension in the room was electric.

I overheard my boss saying I was replaceable. The next day, I changed the admin passwords on three key server tools and didn’t write them down.

I accidentally found out that our payroll manager is manually bumping her own hourly rate by two dollars every pay period.

I saved the receipt from the day we grabbed lunch together just to remember the exact date.

My ex sent me a 4-page apology letter. I graded it in red pen for grammatical errors and mailed it back to his parents’ house.

I memorized your coffee order so well that I can whisper it to the cashier before you even step up to the counter.

Our department manager takes credit for ideas generated entirely by our junior interns during weekly brainstorms.

Everyone in my high school class is starting families while I am still trying to figure out my career path.

My childhood skate ramp in the backyard rotted away completely, and with it went the best summer memories of my life.