My husband thinks I’m allergic to his favorite cologne. I’m not. His best friend wears it, and every time I smell it, I think of him.

I told everyone about our problems but never once told you that it would destroy you too.

I feel completely emotionally numb most days, but a random commercial will make me weep uncontrollably.

I never told anyone that I wanted to be with my best friend because it would destroy our friendship forever.

I let my roommate take the full blame and deposit loss for breaking our landlord's custom glass door.

I caught my best friend secretly liking another classmate and told everyone but never mentioned it to them.

I accidentally found out that our payroll manager is manually bumping her own hourly rate by two dollars every pay period.

Our company's biggest client is leaving us next month, but leadership is keeping it a secret until after bonuses are paid.

I hate social gatherings so much that I draft elaborate medical emergencies in my head just to have an excuse to leave early.

I still wear the ring you gave me on a chain around my neck underneath my shirt.

I told my partner I don't like chocolate cake so they would never eat the secret slices I hide in the back freezer.

My parents think I am clean, but I still struggle with my addiction every single weekend when they aren't looking.

My mother-in-law gave me a hideous antique vase for our anniversary. I "accidentally" knocked it over with the vacuum cleaner while she was in the living room.

My parents think they paid for my college degree completely, but I worked night shifts and took out private loans.

I know your favorite snack from the vending machine because I watch which button you press every single afternoon.