My father gave my brother $100,000 for a business startup that failed instantly. He gave me $5,000 for my wedding. I haven’t spoken to him in a year.

My boyfriend thinks I lost my passions and hobbies. The truth is I spend 4 hours a day secretly running a lucrative reseller business under a fake alias.

I replaced my roommates shampoo with one that makes you smell like a beach resort instead of fresh.

My roommate always leaves his wet towels on the couch, so I started putting them directly inside his laundry hamper soaking wet.

I told my husband I was going to a weekend pilates retreat. I actually stayed at a beachfront resort by myself reading trashy romance novels in complete silence.

When our project was delayed, I told everyone it was because of the weather instead of what really happened.

My sister-in-law thinks her husband is working late every Friday. He’s actually sitting in his car down the street eating fast food so he doesn’t have to go home to her.

I matched with my professor on a discreet dating app. Neither of us has mentioned it in class, but I just got an A+ on a paper I wrote in 20 minutes.

I make up random work errands just to walk past your floor and catch a glimpse of you working.

My manager asked me to take credit for their idea during a presentation but I said I had nothing to do with it.

My parents think we have a family trust fund waiting. It was completely wiped out five years ago by bad trades.

I found out which of my friends has been cheating on their partner and never mentioned it to anyone.

I let my best friend pay for my dinner last week even though I just received my paycheck earlier that morning.

My sibling got the house and family inheritance, while I got a box of old photo albums and a fake apology.

I interviewed for a competitor just to see my market value, got a massive offer, and used it to force my current company into a raise.