I am glad you moved on and found someone better, even though it completely shattered my world when you left.

My mother thinks I lost her diamond earrings at a party. I actually sold them to pay off my college tuition balance when my financial aid fell through.

I didn't correct the bank teller when she gave me an extra twenty dollars back in change.

I act like I am fiercely independent, but all I want is for someone to take care of me for just one day.

I work for a company that makes money in ways I never agreed to but keep quiet about.

I let a stray cat into my garage during a freezing storm, fed it for a week, and then dropped it off at a shelter without telling anyone.

My childhood treehouse finally collapsed last winter, and it felt like the last physical anchor of my youth was gone.

I eat shredded cheddar cheese straight out of the bag at 2:00 AM while standing in front of the open fridge light.

I wish I said I love you to my children more often.

My childhood friends and I used to make vows to stay close forever, and now we don't even know what each other looks like.

My husband thinks he’s the top partner at his law firm because of his sharp mind. He doesn’t know I’ve been entertaining the senior partner’s wife for two years.

I faked a family emergency to skip a mandatory corporate team-building retreat at a camp with no indoor plumbing.

My online identity is so different from my real self that even family members dont recognize me.

The last time I talked to them was three years ago and I never found a way to reconnect.

I booked a solo spa weekend and told everyone I was attending an intense work conference. It was the best 72 hours of my marriage.