I saw your new family photo online today. You look happy, and for the first time in ten years, it didn't hurt.

I read the book you mentioned last month just so I could casually bring it up and talk to you for ten more minutes.

I eat shredded cheddar cheese straight out of the bag at 2:00 AM while standing in front of the open fridge light.

The entire human resources department is currently divided into two opposing political factions over remote work policies.

I listen to ambient thunderstorm sounds on high-end noise canceling headphones while working in open office spaces.

I negotiated a fully remote contract by bluffing that another company had already sent me an offer letter.

I intentionally unsubscribe my ex's primary email address from random newsletters every time they cross my mind.

I am planning to learn an instrument for years but never tell anyone because I want them to be surprised.

I overheard my boss saying I was replaceable. The next day, I changed the admin passwords on three key server tools and didn’t write them down.

I dream about the first time we touched and I wake up remembering your scent on my arm.

I know which coworkers are secretly dating each other and who knows why they never admitted it to anyone.

I’m a receptionist at a high-end plastic surgery clinic. Two of our top surgeons are having an intense affair inside the recovery suite after hours.

I let my friend take the blame for a broken window at our school because I threw the baseball that hit it.

Watching my childhood group of friends grow up and start families without me makes me feel like a background character.

I listen to epic medieval battle music while scrubbing my kitchen counters on Sunday mornings.