I spend hours watching 10-hour loops of fireplace cracks while working under heavy blankets in the dark.

I let my best friend pay for my dinner last week even though I just received my paycheck earlier that morning.

I accidental logged into my boss’s Spotify account. His most-played playlist is called "Crying in the Parking Lot before 9 AM".

The entire department knows two senior managers are having an affair during their hour-long lunch breaks.

I kept the receipt from our very first diner coffee date four years ago tucked inside my phone case.

My online identity is so different from my real self that even family members dont recognize me.

I eat a whole jar of pickled jalapeño slices straight with a fork while standing over the kitchen sink.

I secretly hope you and your ex never get back together, even though I pretend to support your happiness.

I let a stray cat into our porch, fed it for weeks, and never told my family it wasn't a neighborhood visitor.

I eat spoonfuls of crunchy peanut butter mixed with maple syrup straight out of the jar while watching horror movies.

I’ve been secretly leaving anonymous letters in my neighbor’s mailbox giving her tips on how to fix her husband’s terrible fashion choices.

I deactivated all my main social media accounts to see who would actually reach out to check on me. Only two people did.

I never told anyone that I wanted to be with my best friend because it would destroy our friendship forever.

I looked up your zodiac sign compatibility just to see if we would have worked out in an alternate timeline.

I accidentally dropped my phone into my pool while taking a selfie. I told my husband it was stolen at the mall so he’d upgrade me to the newest model.