My parents think I am clean, but I still struggle with my addiction every single weekend when they aren't looking.

I kept your old hoodie, and on cold winter nights, it still smells faintly like your laundry detergent.

Our department head uses a Magic 8-Ball toy on his desk to make final decisions on project approvals.

I act super calm during emergencies, but the second I am alone, my chest caves in from delayed panic.

I am proud of everything you have accomplished, even if you will never know it came from me.

I am sorry I wasn't brave enough to stand up to my parents when they told me not to marry you.

Our director of operations spends most of his workday playing mobile gacha games under his standing desk.

I eat spoonfuls of Nutella straight from the jar while watching crime documentaries late at night.

My mother pretends she hates dogs, but she sneaks table scraps to our rescue mutt every single morning.

I really fucking hate my job, but its the best money I can make in my area without making a gamble on college.

My crush is someone who should not know about how much I care and yet they probably already do.

I used a fake name and burner email to critique my company's poor leadership policies on an anonymous feedback board.

I work as a nanny for a prominent family on our street. The mother thinks her youngest son looks just like his father, but he has the handyman’s exact blue eyes.

I accidentally found out that our payroll manager is manually bumping her own hourly rate by two dollars every pay period.

I pretend to be happy for you while secretly feeling like you are stealing something from me.