I wrote a story about you in secret but deleted it before I ever showed it to you.

I never forgave you for telling our secrets to your new friends, even though you apologized years later.

My roommate always plays loud music past midnight, so I turned off the main circuit breaker from the hallway panel.

I have had moments where my heart stopped beating and I knew there was no going back from it.

I didn't correct the bank teller when she gave me an extra twenty dollars back in change.

My manager tried to throw me under the bus in front of the VP. I pulled up the saved Slack screenshots on the main projector screen during the call.

When you mention your family, I get defensive even though you mean no harm.

My boyfriend thinks I lost my passions and hobbies. The truth is I spend 4 hours a day secretly running a lucrative reseller business under a fake alias.

I read the book you mentioned last month just so I could casually bring it up and talk to you for ten more minutes.

Our director of operations spends most of his workday playing mobile gacha games under his standing desk.

The degree on my wall is a gift from my parents but no one knows its not an actual credential.

I told my book club I couldn’t host this month because of a plumbing emergency. I actually just wanted to drink Pinot Noir in my bathtub without talking to anyone.

My old childhood neighborhood is filled with new modern houses now, erasing every memory marker of my youth.

I still watch animated cartoons from the 90s on Saturday mornings with a giant bowl of sugary cereal.

I lied about my proficiency in a software tool on my resume and then spent my entire weekend speed-running a masterclass on it.