I have a deep-seated fear that I will end up completely alone in life, and it keeps me awake at 3:00 AM.

My childhood friends have all moved to different continents, and our friendships now exist entirely across twelve-hour time zones.

I let a stray cat into my garage during a freezing storm, fed it for a week, and then dropped it off at a shelter without telling anyone.

When someone tailgates me dangerously close on the highway, I turn on my windshield washers to spray their clean car.

My grandmother gave me her antique watch, and I accidentally dropped it down the kitchen disposal.

I told my dog he was a ferocious guard dog while he hid under the couch from a vacuum cleaner.

The person everyone sees is a complete lie and the real me has been hiding in plain sight all along.

I pretend to be an introvert so people don't invite me places, but secretly I just feel exhausted by small talk.

I found out our office printer has a secret folder storing scanned copies of every confidential document ever copied.

My neighbor boasts about her organic garden. I watched her through my kitchen window dumping store-bought vegetables out of plastic bags into her garden beds.

I still have the very first note you slipped into my locker in high school tucked away in my passport holder.

I was the one who accidentally broke your grandmother's porcelain teacup, and I blamed it on your cat.

I work in wealth management. One of our wealthiest clients has three separate bank accounts set up for three different families who don’t know each other exist.

I never spent the birthday gift I received and kept every single dollar in my savings account.

I have been lying to my family about my mental health since I was fourteen years old.