I eat shredded cheddar cheese straight out of the bag at 2:00 AM while standing in front of the open fridge light.

I keep a list of dreams I want to achieve and I never share it with anyone because they would be surprised.

I told my barber I liked the asymmetrical cut, then went home and cried while trying to fix it with kitchen scissors.

My coworker constantly talks loudly on speakerphone, so I started playing soft whale songs on my phone whenever he starts.

I told everyone about our problems but never once told you that it would destroy you too.

Every time I drive past my old high school, I feel like a ghost haunting a place where I used to matter.

I buy the exact same brand of tea that you drink just so I can feel a tiny bit closer to your daily routine.

My childhood treehouse rotted away completely, taking the last physical symbol of my childhood adventures with it.

I feel like everyone around me has an instruction manual for life that I somehow missed receiving.

I told my kids that the ice cream truck playing music means they are completely sold out of ice cream.

Our company's biggest client is leaving us next month, but leadership is keeping it a secret until after bonuses are paid.

My childhood dog passed away while I was away at college, and my family buried him without letting me say goodbye.

I told my crush I loved chocolate ice cream when Ive been lactose intolerant since childhood.

I never got to thank you for saving my life during a really dark winter, and I regret it every day.

I found out which of my friends has been cheating on their partner and never mentioned it to anyone.

I ghosted someone who did absolutely nothing wrong just because I didn't know how to handle my own emotions.

I have had moments where my heart stopped beating and I knew there was no going back from it.

A driver cut me off aggressively, so I drove right behind him with my high beams on until he changed lanes.

I let my friend take the blame for a broken window at our school because I threw the baseball that hit it.

I automated my entire daily workload with Python scripts six months ago and now work maybe 90 minutes a day.