I told my cat he had a meeting with the mouse union today to explain why my floors aren't clean yet.

I still listen to the last voicemail my best friend left me before we stopped talking three years ago.

I found out my coworker made a spreadsheet ranking everyone in the office by attractiveness. He put himself at #1, but the entire department voted him #12.

My best friend from college stopped replying to my messages after she got famous on social media.

My childhood home was demolished to build a strip mall, and it feels like my entire past was just paved over.

When you mention your family, I get defensive even though you mean no harm.

I have a massive crush on my flight instructor. Every time we practice steep turns, my heart rate spikes and he thinks it’s turbulence anxiety.

I took an extended lunch break every single day for six months and nobody in management ever noticed or said anything.

My sister thinks she found her biological father through ancestry records, but my mom blocked the notification.

I make up random excuses to walk past your department just to catch a glimpse of your desk setup.

I used a fake name and burner email to critique my company's poor leadership policies on an anonymous feedback board.

I know which coworkers are secretly dating each other and who knows why they never admitted it to anyone.

I let a stray cat into my garage during a freezing storm, fed it for a week, and then dropped it off at a shelter without telling anyone.

I’ve been secretly leaving anonymous positive sticky notes on my coworker’s monitor every Friday because I know he’s going through a tough breakup.

I told my therapist I was a good daughter, but I have never spoken to my father in five years.