I pretend to be bad at video games so you can carry me through the team matches and feel proud.

I keep the gift cards you gave me because they remind me of everything we used to do together.

My childhood skate ramp in the backyard rotted away completely, and with it went the best summer memories of my life.

I found out my coworkers secret is that they hate their boss and would never say it to anyone.

I buy the cheap boxed wine and pour it into an expensive glass bottle when guests come over. They always compliment it.

My neighbor tried to steal my catering recipe and claim it as her own for the neighborhood potluck. I gave her the recipe, but left out the two most vital ingredients.

I overheard my sister’s fiancé arguing with his mother about a prenuptial agreement she forced him to write. The wedding is in six days and my sister has no idea.

I purposefully take the stairs down from the 4th floor every afternoon at 5:00 PM hoping we walk out together.

A neighbor keeps parking over the line into my designated spot, so I started leaving polite notes written in glitter gel pen.

My husband thinks I hate his family’s annual beach trip. I actually love it because his cousin’s best friend stays at the house right next door.

My childhood playground was torn down and replaced by a concrete retention basin, erasing my favorite memories.

I took a lower-stress role with less pay just so I could stop having stress-induced migraines every Sunday evening.

My neighbor called the police on my dinner party for noise at 10:01 PM. I signed her house address up to receive free weekly samples of manure fertilizer.

I told my dentist I floss every single night, but I only flossed ten minutes before walking into the clinic.

I told my cat that the vacuum cleaner was a gentle pet monster, and now he just stares at it blankly.