I feel completely invisible even when I am standing in a room full of people who claim to love me.

I work in wealth management. One of our wealthiest clients has three separate bank accounts set up for three different families who don’t know each other exist.

I watch reality TV shows with my family but I pretend to be watching something else during the commercial.

I watch terrible Hallmark Christmas movies in the middle of July just to feel a shred of serotonin.

I accidental logged into my boss’s Spotify account. His most-played playlist is called "Crying in the Parking Lot before 9 AM".

I spend hours watching videos of people restoring rusty old tools and rusted antique coins back to shiny perfection.

My parents still have my college diploma framed on the wall, but I never actually finished my final thesis paper.

I told my cat he had to pay rent in mouse catches, and he stared at me blankly before demanding wet food.

I told my coworkers I missed the team dinner because of a scheduling conflict. I was home eating air fryer nachos.

I still listen to the last voicemail my best friend left me before we stopped talking three years ago.

My wife thinks I lost my wedding ring at the beach. I actually dropped it down the drain while trying to clean it in the sink before our anniversary.

My mother-in-law gave me a hideous antique vase for our anniversary. I "accidentally" knocked it over with the vacuum cleaner while she was in the living room.

My crush is someone who should not know about how much I care and yet they probably already do.

I took credit for an open-source bug fix that a stranger wrote on GitHub because my manager was threatening to put me on a performance plan.

Our entire department knows that two senior project managers are planning to resign on the exact same day next month.