When you walk past my room at school, I pretend to be studying so you wont see me stare.

I skipped my annual performance review meeting by claiming a sudden internet outage at my apartment.

I never forgave you for telling our secrets to your new friends, even though you apologized years later.

I told the barista my name was "Max" just because I was too exhausted to spell my real name out for them.

The real reason why I left my hometown is that I am starting something new in a different city.

My boss knows I cry when watching movies, especially romantic comedies at work parties 😂

I told my mom I lost her tupperware, but I actually dropped it down the apartment garbage chute by accident.

I have had moments where my heart stopped beating and I knew there was no going back from it.

I let my group take a failing grade on a presentation because I refused to cover for their missing sections.

I accidentally dropped my phone into my pool while taking a selfie. I told my husband it was stolen at the mall so he’d upgrade me to the newest model.

I know your favorite snack from the vending machine because I watch which button you press every single afternoon.

Our department manager takes credit for ideas generated entirely by our junior interns during weekly brainstorms.

My brother thinks he bought his first car entirely with his own summer savings, but our grandmother matched every dollar.

My parents think I am saving for a house down payment, but I spent half of it on a cross-country motorcycle trip.

I took money from the charity jar at a local diner when I was 16 to buy cigarettes, and I still feel awful about it.