Nobody in my family knows that I am the one who paid off my sister's medical debt anonymously.

The moment I almost said yes to a terrible offer was when everything changed for the better in our lives.

I’m hooked on reading my roommate’s private journal every time she leaves for work. Last night I read that she’s secretly planning to kick me out.

A guy cut me off at a four-way stop, so I drove 15 miles under the speed limit directly in front of him until he turned.

I accidentally ran over my neighbor's mailbox backing out of my driveway and blamed it on a delivery truck.

I told my friend I had read the classic book they recommended, but I just watched a 15-minute YouTube summary video.

My roommate always leaves his wet towels on the couch, so I started putting them directly inside his laundry hamper soaking wet.

I spent four full hours today playing idle simulation games on my phone while setting my Slack status to "Deep Focus Mode".

I wanted to tell you how proud I was of your new job today, but we don't speak to each other anymore.

I wrote a story about you in secret but deleted it before I ever showed it to you.

I was the one who convinced them not to hire you. I was just too jealous of how easily everything came to you.

I accepted a job offer using a completely fabricated portfolio, and now I am frantically teaching myself how to do the actual work.

I told my friend I didn't like their favorite movie just to be contrarian, and now I have to pretend I've never seen it for three years.

My dad works in a job that goes against my values but I am afraid of being the bad guy in his story.

I accidentally told a friend a secret that wasn't mine to share, and I blamed it on someone else when they got caught.