Our CEO gave a speech about cost-cutting while wearing a $40,000 luxury watch on his wrist.

I pretend I hate being single, but the peace and quiet in my apartment is the best feeling in the world.

I told people that I got a scholarship when the truth was that I had to work for it.

Everyone in my high school class is starting families while I am still trying to figure out my career path.

I purposefully take the stairs down from the 4th floor every afternoon at 5:00 PM hoping we walk out together.

I have a macro set up on my keyboard that instantly types out professional-sounding feedback for code reviews without me reading them.

I caught the cul-de-sac "perfect mom" crying hysterically in her SUV behind the grocery store while eating a box of donuts. It was the most relatable thing I’ve ever seen.

I am proud of the life you built without me, even if it hurts knowing I had to be left behind for it to happen.

I used to have a dream of becoming a professional dancer until one day at the studio...

I told my date I was an expert ballroom dancer, and then proceeded to step all over their feet during dinner music.

I told my therapist I was a good daughter, but I have never spoken to my father in five years.

I’m head over heels for my wife’s twin sister. Whenever they wear the same style clothes, my heart stops and I have to leave the room.

I still watch animated cartoons from the 90s on Saturday mornings with a giant bowl of sugary cereal.

I act super calm during emergencies, but the second I am alone, my chest caves in from delayed panic.

I spend hours watching videos of people cleaning extremely dirty carpets with high-pressure extractors.