Our company cafeteria chef recently quit after getting into a screaming match with an executive over chicken nugget quality.

I never stopped loving you. I just stopped fighting a battle I knew I was never going to win.

I volunteered for the office committee just because it put me in meetings with you twice a week.

Everyone in our gated community thinks my husband and I have the perfect marriage. They don’t know we haven’t slept in the same bedroom since the pool boy started cleaning our filter twice a week.

I told my nephew that thunder is just the clouds bowling in the sky, and now he roots for a strike every storm.

My neighbor brags that her daughter got into an Ivy League on merit. Her husband paid $80k to a "college consultant" who forged her entire volunteer transcript.

I hope you know that choosing yourself wasn't a mistake, even if it meant losing me in the process.

I cry in the shower so my partner doesn't hear me breaking down over how stressed I am about our finances.

I didn't stand up for my friend when someone insulted her at a party because I was afraid of becoming a target myself.

My childhood friends have all moved to different continents, and our friendships now exist entirely across twelve-hour time zones.

I accidentally threw away my sister's favorite childhood necklace while cleaning out the closet and let her blame the dog.

I told my partner I was working late, but I actually just went to a diner alone to read a book in silence.

I let my friend take the blame for a broken window at our school because I threw the baseball that hit it.

I’m head over heels for my wife’s twin sister. Whenever they wear the same style clothes, my heart stops and I have to leave the room.

I still have a folder on my phone saved with photos of us and I never delete them.