I order extra dipping sauces from fast food places and keep a hoard of them in a dedicated drawer in my fridge.

I’m a receptionist at a high-end plastic surgery clinic. Two of our top surgeons are having an intense affair inside the recovery suite after hours.

I pretended I was a better student than I actually was so everyone would think I was perfect at school.

Our entire department knows that two senior project managers are planning to resign on the exact same day next month.

I let my roommate take the full blame and deposit loss for breaking our landlord's custom glass door.

A neighbor keeps parking over the line into my designated spot, so I started leaving polite notes written in glitter gel pen.

Our HR manager regularly forwards confidential internal employee complaints to the regional director over Slack.

I follow your dog on Instagram just to check if you are still single based on who is holding the leash in your photos.

I use my busy schedule as a convenient shield so I never have to face how lonely I actually feel.

My parents think they paid for my college degree completely, but I worked night shifts and took out private loans.

A guy kept flashing his high beams behind me on the freeway, so I washed my windshield for ten seconds straight.

I feel like I am failing at every single aspect of adulthood, but everyone else thinks I am doing great.

My childhood home was demolished to build a strip mall, and it feels like my entire past was just paved over.

I didn't correct the bank teller when she gave me an extra twenty dollars back in change.

I watch reality TV trash drama every single night just to make my own stressful life feel peaceful by comparison.