I didn't correct the bank teller when she gave me an extra twenty dollars back in change.

The entire engineering floor knows that two tech leads are locked in a silent proxy war over database architecture choices.

If I had said the words that changed everything, we would never have ended up like this right now.

I write letters to my ex every month on the anniversary of our breakup, but I bury them in my backyard instead of sending them.

I wanted to tell you how proud I was of your new job today, but we don't speak to each other anymore.

A driver cut me off and refused to let me merge, so I matched his exact speed in the adjacent lane for five miles.

I accidentally spilled coffee on a library book, dried it with a hairdryer, and returned it without saying a word.

I purposefully take the stairs down from the 4th floor every afternoon at 5:00 PM hoping we walk out together.

Nobody in my family knows that I am the one who paid off my sister's medical debt anonymously.

I spent four full hours today playing idle simulation games on my phone while setting my Slack status to "Deep Focus Mode".

My neighbor played loud bass at 2 AM, so I registered his home address for free religious mailings and sales calls.

I was the one who convinced them not to hire you. I was just too jealous of how easily everything came to you.

I found out my grandfather had an entire second family three states over when I was organizing old attic boxes.

I have a massive crush on my flight instructor. Every time we practice steep turns, my heart rate spikes and he thinks it’s turbulence anxiety.

My husband thinks I hate his family’s annual beach trip. I actually love it because his cousin’s best friend stays at the house right next door.