I caught the cul-de-sac "perfect mom" crying hysterically in her SUV behind the grocery store while eating a box of donuts. It was the most relatable thing I’ve ever seen.

I deliberately leave my office door open when my crush walks down the hallway so I can catch his eye in the glass reflection.

I never got to thank you for believing in me when everyone else thought my business idea was foolish.

I eat spoonfuls of crunchy peanut butter mixed with maple syrup straight out of the jar while watching horror movies.

The IT department reads everyone's Slack DMs for fun, and they gossip about the office romances at the pub.

I still write letters to you in my head every single night, but I will never hit send.

I found out our office printer has a secret folder storing scanned copies of every confidential document ever copied.

My parents didn't actually lose their savings in the stock market; my dad spent it all on a restoration project for a car he never fixed.

I keep my bedroom completely dark during the day because sunlight makes my depressive thoughts feel too loud.

I know your favorite brand of coffee because I peeked at your desk trash can three years ago.

I took a lateral move to a different department just to get away from a manager who constantly micro-managed every click.

I still keep your contact saved under a wilting flower emoji, and I look at it whenever I miss you.

My best friend got promoted to VP and suddenly doesn't have time to answer my texts anymore.

My childhood friends started a group chat without me. I found out because one of them accidentally screenshotted it into our main chat.

My boyfriend thinks I lost my passions and hobbies. The truth is I spend 4 hours a day secretly running a lucrative reseller business under a fake alias.