I told my parents I would call every Sunday, but I was too depressed to make any calls.

I accidentally told my crush about someone elses feelings during a group conversation but they seemed okay with it.

I memorized your exact laugh so I can tell when you have entered the building before I even turn around.

My husband’s brother tried to hit on me at a bar when he was wasted and didn’t recognize me from behind. I took a video of the whole interaction.

Our team lead hasn't written a single line of code in three months; we have been secretly covering for him.

I bought the house without anyone knowing that my parents were paying for it all along.

I eat spoonfuls of crunchy peanut butter mixed with maple syrup straight out of the jar while watching horror movies.

Our company's biggest client is leaving us next month, but leadership is keeping it a secret until after stock vesting dates.

I’m in love with my gym partner. We touch hands every time we spot each other on the bench, but he’s engaged to someone I used to go to school with.

I didn't visit my grandfather in the hospital because I was terrified of seeing him look frail and weak.

I told my partner I didn't know how to cook steak so they would always be the designated grill master.

My parents think they paid for my college degree completely, but I worked night shifts and took out private loans.

I found a stray dog, didn't look for the owners because he was so sweet, and told everyone I adopted him from a shelter.

My parents think I lost their heirloom ring on vacation. I actually pawned it to pay for my community college tuition.

I still wear the ring you gave me on a chain around my neck underneath my shirt.