The entire engineering floor has a running spreadsheet tracking which managers will get fired next during restructuring.

I didn't correct the bank teller when she gave me an extra twenty dollars back in change.

I listen to true crime murder mystery podcasts while baking sweet cookies to balance out the creepy vibe.

My parents told everyone my uncle moved away for an art fellowship, but he was actually serving time for tax fraud.

My crush is someone who should not know about how much I care and yet they probably already do.

My coworker always microwaves stinky fish in the breakroom, so I hid a tiny Bluetooth speaker playing crickets inside the cabinet.

I have imposter syndrome so badly that I am convinced my boss will realize I am a fraud by tomorrow morning.

I act like I am completely unbothered by criticism, but a single harsh comment can ruin my entire week.

I still write letters to you in my head every single night, but I will never hit send.

I built an entire automated script to handle my data entry job and spend the rest of my shift learning music production.

I put on a happy face for my family, but inside I feel completely drained and emotionally exhausted.

I saved a text message you sent me by mistake three years ago because it was the only time you initiated a conversation.

A guy kept flashing his high beams behind me on the freeway, so I washed my windshield for ten seconds straight.

I overheard my sister’s fiancé arguing with his mother about a prenuptial agreement she forced him to write. The wedding is in six days and my sister has no idea.

My childhood friends started a group chat without me for their annual trip, and seeing photos online felt like a physical blow.