I matched with my ex’s brother on a dating app as a joke. We’ve been texting for three weeks and the chemistry is completely off the charts.

I never forgave you for telling our secrets to your new friends, even though you apologized years later.

I took extra change from a cashier who made a math mistake and didn't correct her because I needed gas money.

My old childhood neighborhood is filled with new modern houses now, erasing every memory marker of my youth.

My sister's "rescued" purebred dog was actually purchased from a backyard breeder for $2,000.

I found out my grandfather had an entire second family three states over when I was organizing old attic boxes.

I listen to true crime murder mystery podcasts while baking sweet cookies to balance out the creepy vibe.

My favorite hobby is painting and I hide my art supplies behind my bedroom wall so others dont know.

I replaced my roommates shampoo with one that makes you smell like a beach resort instead of fresh.

You were there to help me during my worst day, and I pushed you away instead of letting you in.

My parents think I’m saved up for a down payment on a house. I’m actually spending it traveling the world on solo weekend trips.

I spend way too much money on custom mechanical keyboard switches that no one else will ever see or care about.

I memorized your daily schedule so I can avoid running into you because my heart beats too fast when you look at me.

I deleted your texts from my phone even though you said it was okay to keep them.

I told my partner I don't know how to operate the dishwasher so they would always load it themselves.